lmao i sent them to alot of people today:::
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once upon a time there was a sexxy beast by the name of ayla
(not to be confused with ayla lisset nucum)
so anyway this sexxybeast decided that she was the sexxyestbeast alive so she went to sexxybeast world and she killed all the other wannabesexxybeasts!
and then the world drowned
the end!
^_^
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okay soo:
once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of pinky
(not to be confused with miss pinky perez)
and she was a very very sexxybeastauditor
and she went around the earth auditing the puny little earthlings with her special calculator and Yellow highlighter OF DOOM!!!!! [who also likes to tell the earthlings to be silent while she does her work]
and then one day she found out that the Earth wasnt doing well on its audits so she called in the big TONYROBBINS to save us
and then we were all broken out of our pattern
and she highlighted us all
so we're now yellow
the end!
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okay so:
once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of georgeyporgey
(not to be confused with george tapia)
anyway this sexxybeast was a violinist OF DOOM!
and one day he decided that the world was boring so he went to sexxyviolinworld and they all sucked ass bananas
so then he decided to show them his amazing violin skillz
and they were so amazed that they exploded!!!!
and everyone died
the end!
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okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of lorraine
(not to be confused with the princess lorraine from the play)
and this sexxybeast liked to take myspace pictures without pants
so one day while taking myspace pictures a giant hippo said "put some pants on!"
and sexxybeastlorraine was like "STFU they are special invisible pants!"
and the hippo said "oh okay"
and then he exploded! because she used her magical invisible pants of doom against him
the end!
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okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of andrea
(not to be confused with miss andreadotcom)
and this sexxybeast liked to make tutus
and they were magical tutus
and so she went down to earth with her magical tutus and her grillz and sold them to puny earthlings who wanted her special tutu making powers
but the stupid earthlings were jealous of her skillz so they tried to copy her
but then andrea used her magical tutus of DOOM! against them
and they exploded
"haha stupid wannabees" she said!
and then the world drowned in her frilly tutu power!
the end!
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okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast named atikin
(not to be confused with nikita kieselowsky)
and this sexxybeast loved to hunt things
so one day she went to earth and hunted all the stupid earthlings
and everyone died
the end ^_^
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i sent more but they havent "approved" their comments yet
so thats all for now ^_^
_____________
once upon a time there was a sexxy beast by the name of ayla
(not to be confused with ayla lisset nucum)
so anyway this sexxybeast decided that she was the sexxyestbeast alive so she went to sexxybeast world and she killed all the other wannabesexxybeasts!
and then the world drowned
the end!
^_^
_____________
okay soo:
once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of pinky
(not to be confused with miss pinky perez)
and she was a very very sexxybeastauditor
and she went around the earth auditing the puny little earthlings with her special calculator and Yellow highlighter OF DOOM!!!!! [who also likes to tell the earthlings to be silent while she does her work]
and then one day she found out that the Earth wasnt doing well on its audits so she called in the big TONYROBBINS to save us
and then we were all broken out of our pattern
and she highlighted us all
so we're now yellow
the end!
_______________
okay so:
once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of georgeyporgey
(not to be confused with george tapia)
anyway this sexxybeast was a violinist OF DOOM!
and one day he decided that the world was boring so he went to sexxyviolinworld and they all sucked ass bananas
so then he decided to show them his amazing violin skillz
and they were so amazed that they exploded!!!!
and everyone died
the end!
______________
okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of lorraine
(not to be confused with the princess lorraine from the play)
and this sexxybeast liked to take myspace pictures without pants
so one day while taking myspace pictures a giant hippo said "put some pants on!"
and sexxybeastlorraine was like "STFU they are special invisible pants!"
and the hippo said "oh okay"
and then he exploded! because she used her magical invisible pants of doom against him
the end!
______________
okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast by the name of andrea
(not to be confused with miss andreadotcom)
and this sexxybeast liked to make tutus
and they were magical tutus
and so she went down to earth with her magical tutus and her grillz and sold them to puny earthlings who wanted her special tutu making powers
but the stupid earthlings were jealous of her skillz so they tried to copy her
but then andrea used her magical tutus of DOOM! against them
and they exploded
"haha stupid wannabees" she said!
and then the world drowned in her frilly tutu power!
the end!
______________
okay so once upon a time there was a sexxybeast named atikin
(not to be confused with nikita kieselowsky)
and this sexxybeast loved to hunt things
so one day she went to earth and hunted all the stupid earthlings
and everyone died
the end ^_^
__________________
i sent more but they havent "approved" their comments yet
so thats all for now ^_^
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